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Blessed Redeemer
01:14
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2. |
Traumagotchi
02:20
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Verse
Hello everybody and
welcome to the show
This evening we are your
gracious hosts
We are your living breathing
Manifestations of christ
Pre chorus
Keep your eyes
Fixed on the sky
I'm living proof
Of the other side
I'll lead you home
And tell no lies
Cross my heart
And hope to die
Chorus
Give me your soul
You bag of bones
Sign in blood and
you'll never be alone
Just write your name
And float away
Its the best decision
That you know you'll ever make
Stick out your tongue
And fall in love
Let the visions guide
You who to trust
Get on your knees
And pray to me
I'm the only
Holy father that you need
Verse
(Welcome back)
To everyone's least favorite
X rated porno
Outro
Yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah
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3. |
Ed Gein's Quest for Fame
02:24
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I wanna eat your face
I wanna eat your face
I wanna taste Everyone In this place
I wanna eat your face
I wanna wear your skin
I wanna wear your skin
I'm getting bored of the suit I'm in
I wanna wear your skin
Teenage me
playing with knives
20 years later
Taking lives
Blood stains on
my bed room walls
Furniture made
From human skulls
I wanna cut your throat
I wanna cut your throat
I wanna hear you choke
While I'm rocking this boat
I wanna cut your throat
I wanna drink your blood
I wanna drink your blood
I want you to pray as you
Watch it spray
I wanna drink your blood
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4. |
Blood, Sweat, and Beers
01:56
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Verse
I wanna see just how far you'll go
I've got an idea on how to run this show
You've got fear in your eyes and I just found some rope
Its music to my ears when you beg please no
Chorus
Let me show you pain
This is my favorite game
You'll be part of my fame
You're never gonna be the same
Verse
I wanna see just exactly what you'll do
When Its life or death and I'm gonna make you choose
Mutilation or should I get a gun?
I promise you this cut is the last one
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5. |
Narco Polo
02:22
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Verse
I'm staring at the Infinite
Into the eyes of man
Youve never heard me strike a chord
But you still dont like my band
I feel safer in a dive bar
Then the coffee shop close to the step
Nothing screams safe place
like a bottle straight to the head
Verse
Lets preach about community
But reserve a seat for all of our friends
Politics aside. I dont think I'd mind
If some of you turned up dead
When the money's right and
The musics tight you've got yourself a deal
But if its Friday night and theres a mosh in sight it might affect the way that you feel
Bridge
Say no to rock and roll shows
Say no to rock and roll shows
Say no to rock and roll shows
I. Want. A warm safe space
I. Want. A warm safe space
I. Want. A warm safe space.
Chorus
I'm high on drugs and I wanna believe
Theres a seat at the table just waiting for me
A promise made is one you should keep
This isnt my house I should probably leave
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6. |
Autoerotic Aspirations
02:40
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I got the heeby geebys
From holding my breath
Take a step forward
And feel it pull against my neck
Apply pressure
Dont forget the rope
We both know how
This is gonna go
Chorus
Pain for pleasure and I’m feeling no regrets
Pain for pleasure just look at these hard pecks
Pain for pleasure i wanna see how far I can go
Pain for pleasure wrap your hands right around my throat
Swaying too and fro
as I reach the last stretch
Got stars in my eyes
as my forehead beads sweat
Feel my tingling toes
as I hit the mark
This erotic piece of heaven
Seems a little dark
Bridge
Harder
Just a little harder
Harder!!
I said harder!!
Do it harder I can take it!!
Harder! Harder!!!
HARDDERRRRR
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7. |
Human Conditioner
01:28
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My life has been a total lie
God is dead and so am i
The government took my pension checks
For treason in 40 states
Chorus
Self inflicted
Mental illness
Dont touch me
You might catch this
Bridge
Thanksgiving is about killing Indians
Jesus wasn't born on Christmas
Halloween is pagan holiday
Valentines is a cooperate lie
The illuminati controls the world
Verse
Are we alone or are we Cattle
Every day is a constant battle
I'm afraid to fall asleep
No help by counting sheep
The electric eye is watching me
It sees me sleep and hears me breathe
The world just wants to make a profit
Theres nothing I can do to stop it
Chorus
Self inflicted
Mental sickness
Dont touch me or
You might catch this
Schizophrenic
Bi polar 2
Better kill me
Or I'll kill you
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8. |
Neighborhood Watch
01:54
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Verse
I wanna join the neighbourhood watch
Get drunk on my neighbourhood scotch
Don't worry lads I brought my own gun
Grab your torch let's have some fun
Chorus
Now I got a reason
Now I got a reason to live
Now I got something
Now I got something to give
Verse 2
Spray painters better beware
The smell of street justice is in the air
I'm not afraid to punch out kids
Or confiscate their homemade shivs
I wanna join the PTA
Kill all the kids who don't get straight A's
Study hard and you might survive
Or drop out and try to hide
Bridge
I wanna fight crime within a small vascincity
I wanna get paid to yell obscenities
Gotta be a perfect neighbour
I'll be your caped crusader
Outro
I wanna join the neighborhood watch
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9. |
Pushing Up Daisy
02:06
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10. |
Soy Boys From Mars
01:59
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Verse
Bad dream or a bad reality
Be real careful of the words you speak
Its a rough day and i'm out of nicorette
Watch out or you'll get the gas
Bad news Then change the station
Try to ignore the coming invasion
All in all it's a simple equation
Wheres God when they come for you
Chorus
UFOs are trying to take me
I can see the lights up in the sky
Please God wont somebody save me
I cant look them in the eyes
Verse
Vivisection and forced lobotomy
Give me give me electro therapy
I walk on fours for their amusement
I beg and plead so theyll let me go
I wake up naked in a petting zoo
I have nightmares of the things they do
I have scars from the tools they use
Theres a fire inside my brain
Chorus 2
Gray men are trying to probe me
I can feel them in my mind
X files tried to warn me
The dangers of the 4th kind
Outro
They mostly come at night
They're in my bedroom
They can see me sleep
They can read my mind
And taste all my fears
strip the flesh from bone
Theyll wear my skin around
And steal my wife
They mostly come at night
...mostly
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11. |
I Wanna Be a Cop
01:52
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I wanna be a cop
I wanna be a pig
Hit you with my billy club
I'll make you feel afraid
I wanna be a cop
I wanna be corrupted
I wanna be a cop
Driving around in my cruiser
Shiny badge I ain't no loser
I wanna read your rights
I wanna run red lights
I wanna be a cop
I wanna be corrupted
I wanna be a cop
I wanna be corrupted
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12. |
Necro Tango
02:42
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Verse:
Fresh graves are the sweetest sight
Its where I'll find my date tonight
I'm out here for just one reason
It's the biggest event of the season
Chorus:
Grab that corpse and do-si-do
Let the bodies hit the floor
Try not to step on their toes
Cop a feel they can't say no
People may think that I'm strange
They say that I'm derranged
I'll show them who's insane
Soon I'll make them know my name
Verse:
More bodies for the dance
It's time for my nec-romance
Jaws will drop at my moves
Kevin bacon is old news
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13. |
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Verse
Give me convenience
or Give a death
Give me a reason to bitch
I've been harassing my local
Government
Someone write me a check
I've got tears in my eyes
And I'm starting to cry
From your breath in my face
Or maybe its the walls
That are starting to talk
An honest mistake
Prechorus
All my mistakes
All my mistakes!!
Chorus
God told me to skin you alive
Cut off your ears and pull out your eyes
The end of days draws ever near
Follow me you have nothing to fear
Verse
The weathers too hot
til the sun burns out
Then it's too damn cold
I really just want
to bitch and moan
Please do what you're told
PC fascists leach off the masses
Update your Facebook page
Profile pictures never looked
So wholesome
You just made someone's day
Pre chorus
Make my day
Make my day!
Bridge
Its become too safe because that's all its allowed to be anymore.
The very essence of rock and roll has been steamrolled by the PC machine.
How can you voice your view on anything when you can be condemned in a heart beat by people that spend infinite hours plugged into social media.
The same people who sell their entire lives online for the approval of strangers have a problem with a band saying something that might incite some critical thinking
Imagine Bowie, Marilyn Manson or the Beatles trying to break through in an era where they felt restricted by people who only wanted to hear the sound of their own voices.
Ironically, as rock is put under the pressure to become less dangerous, pop music is selling songs about cocks to kids. That's the world we live in!
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Jim Jones and the Kool-Aid Jammers St. John'S, Newfoundland and Labrador
Jim Jones and the Kool-aid Jammers are a 4 piece punk band from St. John's,
Newfoundland.
Their music is influenced by early punk and hardcore bands such as the Dead Kennedys and Black Flag as well as drawing lyrics and themes from early sci-fi and horror movies.
Band members include Dwayne Churchill (Vocals), Jon Dunphy (Guitar), Nick Tuck (Bass/Vocals) and Lucas Ellsworth (Drums/Vocals)
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