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by Jim Jones and the Kool-Aid Jammers

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Traumagotchi 02:20
Verse Hello everybody and welcome to the show This evening we are your gracious hosts We are your living breathing Manifestations of christ Pre chorus Keep your eyes Fixed on the sky I'm living proof Of the other side I'll lead you home And tell no lies Cross my heart And hope to die Chorus Give me your soul You bag of bones Sign in blood and you'll never be alone Just write your name And float away Its the best decision That you know you'll ever make Stick out your tongue And fall in love Let the visions guide You who to trust Get on your knees And pray to me I'm the only Holy father that you need Verse (Welcome back) To everyone's least favorite X rated porno Outro Yeah Oh yeah Yeah Oh yeah
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I wanna eat your face I wanna eat your face I wanna taste Everyone In this place I wanna eat your face I wanna wear your skin I wanna wear your skin I'm  getting bored of the suit I'm in I wanna wear your skin Teenage me playing with knives 20 years later Taking lives Blood stains on my bed room walls Furniture made From human skulls I wanna cut your throat I wanna cut your throat I wanna hear you choke While I'm rocking this boat I wanna cut your throat I wanna drink your blood I wanna drink your blood I want you to pray as you Watch it spray I wanna drink your blood
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Verse I wanna see just how far you'll go I've got an idea on how to run this show You've got fear in your eyes and I just found some rope Its music to my ears when you beg please no Chorus Let me show you pain This is my favorite game You'll be part of my fame You're never gonna be the same Verse I wanna see just exactly what you'll do When Its life or death and I'm gonna make you choose Mutilation or should I get a gun? I promise you this cut is the last one
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Narco Polo 02:22
Verse I'm staring at the Infinite Into the eyes of man Youve never heard me strike a chord But you still dont like my band I feel safer in a dive bar Then the coffee shop close to the step Nothing screams safe place like a bottle straight to the head Verse Lets preach about community But reserve a seat for all of our friends Politics aside. I dont think I'd mind If some of you turned up dead When the money's right and The musics tight you've got yourself a deal But if its Friday night and theres a mosh in sight it might affect the way that you feel Bridge Say no to rock and roll shows Say no to rock and roll shows Say no to rock and roll shows I. Want. A warm safe space I. Want. A warm safe space I. Want. A warm safe space. Chorus I'm high on drugs and I wanna believe Theres a seat at the table just waiting for me A promise made is one you should keep This isnt my house I should probably leave
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I got the heeby geebys From holding my breath Take a step forward And feel it pull against my neck Apply pressure Dont forget the rope We both know how This is gonna go Chorus Pain for pleasure and I’m feeling no regrets Pain for pleasure just look at these hard pecks Pain for pleasure i wanna see how far I can go Pain for pleasure wrap your hands right around my throat Swaying too and fro as I reach the last stretch Got stars in my eyes as my forehead beads sweat Feel my tingling toes as I hit the mark This erotic piece of heaven Seems a little dark Bridge Harder Just a little harder Harder!! I said harder!! Do it harder I can take it!! Harder! Harder!!! HARDDERRRRR
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My life has been a total lie God is dead and so am i The government took my pension checks For treason in 40 states Chorus Self inflicted Mental illness Dont touch me You might catch this Bridge Thanksgiving is about killing Indians Jesus wasn't born on Christmas Halloween is pagan holiday Valentines is a cooperate lie The illuminati controls the world Verse Are we alone or are we Cattle Every day is a constant battle I'm afraid to fall asleep No help by counting sheep The electric eye is watching me It sees me sleep and hears me breathe The world just wants to make a profit Theres nothing I can do to stop it Chorus Self inflicted Mental sickness Dont touch me or You might catch this Schizophrenic Bi polar 2 Better kill me Or I'll kill you
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Verse I wanna join the neighbourhood watch Get drunk on my neighbourhood scotch Don't worry lads I brought my own gun Grab your torch let's have some fun Chorus Now I got a reason Now I got a reason to live Now I got something Now I got something to give Verse 2 Spray painters better beware The smell of street justice is in the air I'm not afraid to punch out kids Or confiscate their homemade shivs I wanna join the PTA Kill all the kids who don't get straight A's Study hard and you might survive Or drop out and try to hide Bridge I wanna fight crime within a small vascincity I wanna get paid to yell obscenities Gotta be a perfect neighbour I'll be your caped crusader Outro I wanna join the neighborhood watch  
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Verse Bad dream or a bad reality Be real careful of the words you speak Its a rough day and i'm out of nicorette Watch out or you'll get the gas Bad news Then change the station Try to ignore the coming invasion All in all it's a simple equation Wheres God when they come for you Chorus UFOs are trying to take me I can see the lights up in the sky Please God wont somebody save me I cant look them in the eyes Verse Vivisection and forced lobotomy Give me give me electro therapy I walk on fours for their amusement I beg and plead so theyll let me go I wake up naked in a petting zoo I have nightmares of the things they do I have scars from the tools they use Theres a fire inside my brain Chorus 2 Gray men are trying to probe me I can feel them in my mind X files tried to warn me The dangers of the 4th kind Outro They mostly come at night They're in my bedroom They can see me sleep They can read my mind And taste all my fears strip the flesh from bone Theyll wear my skin around And steal my wife  They mostly come at night ...mostly
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I wanna be a cop I wanna be a pig Hit you with my billy club I'll make you feel afraid I wanna be a cop I wanna be corrupted I wanna be a cop Driving around in my cruiser Shiny badge I ain't no loser I wanna read your rights I wanna run red lights I wanna be a cop I wanna be corrupted I wanna be a cop I wanna be corrupted
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Necro Tango 02:42
Verse: Fresh graves are the sweetest sight Its where I'll find my date tonight I'm out here for just one reason It's the biggest event of the season Chorus: Grab that corpse and do-si-do Let the bodies hit the floor Try not to step on their toes Cop a feel they can't say no People may think that I'm strange They say that I'm derranged I'll show them who's insane Soon I'll make them know my name Verse: More bodies for the dance It's time for my nec-romance Jaws will drop at my moves Kevin bacon is old news
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Verse Give me convenience or Give a death Give me a reason to bitch I've been harassing my local Government Someone write me a check I've got tears in my eyes And I'm starting to cry From your breath in my face Or maybe its the walls That are starting to talk An honest mistake Prechorus All my mistakes All my mistakes!! Chorus God told me to skin you alive Cut off your ears and pull out your eyes The end of days draws ever near Follow me you have nothing to fear Verse The weathers too hot til the sun burns out Then it's too damn cold I really just want to bitch and moan Please do what you're told PC fascists leach off the masses Update your Facebook page Profile pictures never looked So wholesome You just made someone's day Pre chorus Make my day Make my day! Bridge Its become too safe because that's all its allowed to be anymore. The very essence of rock and roll has been steamrolled by the PC machine. How can you voice your view on anything when you can be condemned in a heart beat by people that spend infinite hours plugged into social media. The same people who sell their entire lives online for the approval of strangers have a problem with a band saying something that might incite some critical thinking Imagine Bowie, Marilyn Manson or the Beatles trying to break through in an era where they felt restricted by people who only wanted to hear the sound of their own voices. Ironically, as rock is put under the pressure to become less dangerous, pop music is selling songs about cocks to kids. That's the world we live in!

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released November 23, 2019

All tracks recorded, mixed, and mastered by Bryan O'Reilly at Paradise Sound

All music by Jim Jones and the Kool-Aid Jammers except where noted*
*Track 11 written by Wild in the Streets

All Lyrics by Lucas and Dwayne*
*Track 11 written by Robert Butler
*Track 12 by Jon and Dwayne

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Jim Jones and the Kool-Aid Jammers St. John'S, Newfoundland and Labrador


Jim Jones and the Kool-aid Jammers are a 4 piece punk band from St. John's, Newfoundland.
Their music is influenced by early punk and hardcore bands such as the Dead Kennedys and Black Flag as well as drawing lyrics and themes from early sci-fi and horror movies.
Band members include Dwayne Churchill (Vocals), Jon Dunphy (Guitar), Nick Tuck (Bass/Vocals) and Lucas Ellsworth (Drums/Vocals)
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